Jingle BombsI DID NOT MAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Dashing through the sandWith a bomb strapped to my backI have a nasty planFor Christmas in IraqI got through checkpoint ABut not through checkpoint BThat's when I got shot in the xxx by U.S. military// It's not funny!Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you seeWhere are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised meJingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me deadThe only thing that I have left is this towel upon my headI used to be a man, but every time I coughThanks do uncle Sam my nuts keep falling offMy bombing days are done, I need to find some workPerhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwedDon't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!// I kill you!
Army list .1Allies of Freedom:U.SBrazilIsrealIrilandScotlandNorwayRepublic of RussiaItalyJapanChinaAfricaSomaliaAustriaAustraliaGermanyFranceBritainHolandPolandMexicoCanadaCubaCosta RicaIraqAfganastanPakastanIranAllies of the Hellstrok:Somalian strokTerror of the EastSoviet UnuionHorrorsNightmaresElikai Allies:Gorgks
Propaganda for KriegeThe night sky turned red as the sun faded back down to the under side of the Earth. Blood stained the soil and the insides of humans covered trees wich turned the leaves red and limp. The once blue water was now turned the color of blood, the clouds wept at the land: spoiled. There was an army here, a long time ago, if you thought three days to be long. The bloodieness of war was only in your imagenation, but in realality it is something no one wants to see. Those you say blood is a joy have never seen this much, you say that you live for it but when it comes down to the raw ruthlessness of war and gore, there is no pleasure. You will sufer no matter who you are, you will tear and cry and wish to die. The Hellstrok show no mercy, they hate all life but each other. For to kill one of those monsters is to condemn yourself to a constant hunt, they will never die until they have killed you, you can run, nor can you hide. You are but simple food, game, and sport for there Hunter'kilos and a
Elikai data 1Elikai:Age of Race: 60,035,000 yearsPopulation of race: around 500,000,000Planets in Empire: 150 planetsMilitary strength (out of 100%): 98%Aggressiveness towards each other: 0%Aggressiveness towards humans: 69%Aggressiveness towards Hellstrok: 100%Elikai appearance: 8 long 10-18 long tails with long spines or spikes at the end, 1- 10 eyes, skin can be blue, brown green, gold, red, orange, yellow, dark purple, claws and talons, razor teeth, sometimes quills on back of heads, arms, legs, and or tails.Elikai religion: Believe is based on that of one all mighty god that gifts the Elikai for purifying the universe. They also believe that the God that humans worship is the brother of Venive, the Elikai god.Elikai society: Elikai live in cities, forest camps, and other town like villages like that used by Humans. Elikai Marry at around the age of 15-16, they can live for around 540 years and are some of the most feared soldiers in the universe. The males of the Elikai w